"I knows it..."

A guy just called to give me an ad for car. He told me it had "AM/FM CD player or DVD player, I'm not sure which." He couldn't decide which it was, so I told him he had time to call back in case he needed to go look and see what he had. "I know exactly what I have, I don't need to look." "Alright, Sir. You know exactly what you have, I understand that. Is it a CD or DVD player?" "Which one goes in a car?" "Either one can, sir." "It's one of them, a CD or DVD player."

This man knows his car....EXACTLY.